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If you ever need to lure an Australian anywhere, just tell them there’s going to be a sausage sizzle there.

No but like. It has to be a free or a dollar sausage sizzle or I’m not putting pants on.

If you want to enrage an australian, tell them there’ll be a saussage sizzle when there is none.

What is a sausage sizzle?

What’s a sausage sizzle? WHAT’S A SAUSAGE SIZZLE? Sit down my friend, you are about to learn about a key element of Australian cultural life.

A sausage sizzle occurs in large public spaces, on hot sunny days (so all year round). A sausage sizzle is either free, as a draw to the event, or a fundraiser, in which it is acceptable to charge up to $2 for your sausage sizzle (gold coin donation). It must be a fundraiser for a local community organisation, however. Scouts, public schools, bush fire brigades, surf life saving clubs etc are all appropriate causes for the fundraiser sausage sizzle.

A single sausage, presented on a single piece of white bread with margarine. You can choose from two kinds of sauces, tomato or barbecue. Most of the time you can also get fried onion too, if you like it.

It is against the spirit of the Sausage Sizzle to charge extra for sauce, margarine or onion, however if you are offering fancy extras like bacon or fried mushroom, charging an extra 50c/$1 is okay.

It is WITHIN the spirit of the Sausage Sizzle to provide inclusive alternatives - vegan/halal/kosher - depending on the local community. Sausage sizzles are for all Australians.

Sausage Sizzles are part of all important Australian cultural activities, like going to Bunnings to buy hardware on the weekend, and voting in public elections.The latter is known as a “democracy sausage” and is considered a fundamental civic right. If you are unable to consume a democracy sausage on Election Day, you have been disenfranchised and are eligible for compensation. democracysausage.org is the independent body that oversees this.

This is all 100% fact

I’d just like to say that this post made me ring the local Bunnings to see if they’re having a sizzle and turns out they are. Excuse me I have plans.

I’ve never had a sausage sizzle sausage with margarine, and Melbourne ones often have American-style mustard as a sauce option as well, but those may be regional differences!

we had sausage sizzle at our local Bunnings last weekend and we had a choice of white or brown bread! Brunswick, so fancy.

electionsausagesizzle.com.au is how i’ve chosen my polling place ever since the great 2010 federal election sausage sizzle failure.

Aussies are known for hardcore trolling but all of the above is 100% fact

Source: imperator-spewriosa

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.

fightshy:

send me which part of the cinnamon roll meme you think i am

• looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
• looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
• looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
• looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you
• sinnamon roll

Source: fightshy